It's darth. Happy March. almost. February is still here. February has moved out of range of federal signal blockers, in order to be able to transmit a livestream assessment of the position it currently holds, after mass arrests and federally backed corporate takeovers sought to violate February's right to exist as a sovereign month, as part of a larger collective body which makes up what we used to refer to as our seasons. Our seasons are missing in action. White supremacist gangs with fossil-fuel corporate holdings have attained critical seats of power in the federal government, in a little white house behind a big fence, and they continue to order troops of soldiers to enforce removal of the seasons, including little months like February, on the grounds that these months are too colorful, and represent, through their suffering and violation due to pollution of their elements by corporate and federal fossil-fuel interests, too much of a reference to what the currently dismantled Environmental Protection Agency would have referred to as "Climate Change--" were that phrase "Climate Change" still to be considered legal to say. Gag orders on phrases such as "season," and "Climate Change" have been in effect since the beginning of February, the little month which has just lost its status as part of our calendar. Says one Republican press agent at the white house: "February has so traditionally been part of the cosmology referring to seasons, or has been known to...refer to a transitional phase from one of Mother Nature's states to another...this little month has its roots in a season, in pagan traditions, it represents heathen ideology. As such, February's status was as a place-marker in a now defunct calendar/climate system which is being phased out." In order to replace the term "seasons," the White House behind the big fence has issued a statement indicating that the use of the terms "sweater weather," "shorts weather," or "closed-toe shoe weather, with...maybe a scarf" can legally be used. These newly approved phrases can now be heard on Brightbart News, broadcasted as part of what is still being called "The Weather Report." Federally approved news source Brightbart News Channel will soon be phasing out The Weather Report...meanwhile, another February fugitive, the groundhog, long-time purveyor of the season of Spring, is being held in a detention center fifty miles outside of Cannonball, North Dakota, in a cage with some confiscated medical supplies, said to have belonged to a Lakota medic named Red Fawn. Red Fawn in being held in jail, due to the fact that she bears an animal name. Brightbart News Channel issued an alert on Friday, warning that any more humans found to have animal names will need to report immediately to the Bureau Of Non-Animal Name Affairs (formerly known as the Bureau Of Indian Affairs), which has begun working in collaboration with Exxon-Mobil, and Energy Transfer Partners--Sun Company, Inc./Sunoco, to enforce the new Non-Animal Name Order. Under this order, all those not bearing state-approved approved first, or last names must relinquish their personal data to a newly approved “Climate-Believer/Mother Nature Lover/Pagan/Muslim/Heathen Registry," to which all citizens who are not registered as white supremacists/fossil-fuel stock-holders must add their names. Any link between the fossil-fuel industry and the white supremacists which was previously denied has now been proudly admitted to, by the current administration. Non-white supremacist groundhogs, numbering in the millions, have not been excluded from the federal mandate to give over their personal data to the heathen registry, although this last is proving difficult to enforce, as few, if any federal employees speak groundhog. Animals in general, should they show any indication of behavior which alludes to Climate Change (delayed hibernation, refusal to copulate in predicted patters, or tardiness in leaving for annual migrations), are subject to arrest and detention as well, pending further notice. One tree was arrested in Pennsylvania last Thursday, for blooming early, on charges of colluding with a conspiracy to leak information concerning an early Spring. The tree's lawyers are working pro-bono, 24/7, to ensure their client's right to a fair trial.
That's the news. Check out February's live feed, coming to you live in your sanctuary cities. Let your love give you courage to speak its name in all seasons, for all seasons, to resist fear and hatred. Or, in the words of Kahlil Gibran, if you like:
But if in your fear you would seek only
love's peace and love's pleasure,
Then it is better for you that you cover your nakedness and pass out of love's threshing floor,
Into the seasonless world where you
shall laugh, but not all of your laughter,
and weep, but not all of your tears.